pennies on the train tracks
pop rocks and coca-cola
razor blades in apples
red eyed creature under the bed
cyanide in advil
an alligator in the sewer
roach eggs in the envelope glue
and a part time kidney thief.
trains were burning
children were exploding
mouths started bleeding
kids everywhere were unable to sleep.
someone died curing a headache
a man was eaten sitting on his toilet
your stomach became infested
and one poor soul awoke in a tub of ice.
today was a good day for the boogeyman.
Aaron Frieden is a highly unsuccessful writer and musician. According to his work history he is most skilled in washing dishes in the back of Italian restaurants and Pizza Huts.