Speaking of the orgy tractor, why not take a ride on the orgy tractor?
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HUMORWhat to Expect When You're Expecting the Son of God
Dan Colburn offers some helpful tips to mothers who have just Immaculately Conceived.
HUMORAn Email from John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Dan Colburn reveals the secret correspondence between the two legends.
Hey. We all loved Greg. He was one of the most dedicated employees this company ever had. The guy was the backbone of our office and a dear friend, but he seriously looked like Krampus, the hellborn holiday beast-demon. So I had to let him go.
Dan Colburn is here to pull you out of unspecific danger ... or is he?
Hey, kids! Celebrate the candidacy of the only True American™ in the 2016 Presidential race, Donald Trump, by building your own campaign speech, in the in-your-face, tell-it-like-it-is, insult-every-sensibility style of The Donald™ himself.
HUMORBulldoze the Community Center!Lawrence Von Haelstrom
Hello and welcome, ladies and gentlemen. I know you’re here for one reason and one reason only. You want to get rich, right?! You want to get rich, and you’re here to learn my secret. And my secret to personal wealth is, you know what it is, say it with me: “Bulldoze the community center!”